My Life: If You’re Interested. . .: ‘Perfect’ Guy Application

I made this over my winter break out of BOREDOM and, although, it’s childish and kind of creepy, I thought it would be kind of a funny/interesting thing to do for a life post today. Although I made this to humor myself, these are things that I would like to find in a potential boyfriend. I made it sort of like an application because. . .I’m weird. . .

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*:Anything with ‘*’ means that you don’t have to have this specific, thing, but if you have one of the starred items, then you’ve got an ‘extra’ chance 😉

PHYSICAL CREDENTIALS: N/A (because I really don’t care. . .)

EMOTIONAL CREDENTIALS:

+ understanding
+ passionate*
+ affectionate
+ patient
+ forgiving

PERSONALITY CREDENTIALS:

+ kind
+ fun/funny (when you have to be . . . )
+ serious (when you need to be. . .)
+ likes music
+ charismatic*
+ cuddly-ish*
+ crazy/weird (GOOD crazy/weird. . .)
+ smart
+ cool (comes in many varieties)

TURN-OFF

+ guys who are condescending = I want someone to TEACH me something, not make me feel STUPID

+ guys who don’t have respect for others = DON’T BE A JERK

+guys who have BIG egos = HIGH self confidence is fine, just tone it down

TURN-ON

+ guys who are genuinely nice
+ guys who are passionate about something
+ guys who are dominant*
+ guys who value family and friends
+ guys who have an awesome skill*

I DON’T EXPECT YOU. . . .

+ to cater to my every will
+ to go EVERYWHERE with me
+ to be there all the time
+ to get me everything I want
+ to treat me like a ‘princess’
+ to be a stupid unrealistic ‘sparkly vampire’, superman/super hero, etc.

I UNDERSTAND . . . .

#1: your world does not revolve around me
#2: I’m not the only important person in your life
#3: you aren’t made of money
#4: You have other priorities/passions/responsibilities
#5: you need space sometimes

IF YOU’D LIKE TO APPlY. . .

EITHER. . .

A. ASK ME OUT
B. GET TO KNOW ME SO I CAN KNOW YOU
C. TALK TO ME!!!! O.O

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AGAIN, I made this for fun, because I barely had anything to do over winter break. It’s silly, but I figured it would be something fun to show and. . .if there are any guys reading this. . . .*points to the bottom of post* that’s my picture and I’m pretty available 😉 again. . .kidding. . . .seriously, kidding. . . .